he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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