I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
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The cougar kind?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.