Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(916): View more from California

I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule

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(206): View more from Washington

And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old

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(703): View more from Virginia

But I thought everyone had breakup sex?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint

(203): View more from Connecticut

i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering

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(703): View more from Virginia

WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'

(661): View more from California

The cougar kind?

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.

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