I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.