She went from zero to smokin in five shots
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
