In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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