Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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