they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm bleeding and have questions
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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