i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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