What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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