So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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