So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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