just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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