VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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