And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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