like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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