Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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