I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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