What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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