operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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