Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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