maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
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I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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