Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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