i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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