I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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