Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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