I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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