what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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