Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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