Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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