I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
