508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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