Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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