my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
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whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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