gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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