Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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