I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Randomize
