3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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