If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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