Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
So gin and wine won't be happening again
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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