Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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