didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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