yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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