if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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