thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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