the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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