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• (404): View more from Georgia

  there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend

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