I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn