Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(386): View more from Florida

it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great

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(217): View more from Illinois

Why is there a cactus in the microwave?

(1-217): View more from Illinois

Don't worry about it.

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(205): View more from Alabama

The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her

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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.

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(248): View more from Michigan

he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.

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(407): View more from Florida

he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.

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