pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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