just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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