i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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