What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Shame is for Republicans.
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