I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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