Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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