xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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