I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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