I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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