Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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