Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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