I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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