Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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